Irish schools started back after the long summer holidays this week. Max Power looks back to school days in an earlier era in this delightful piece.
There was a young-one who lived near me when I was a chiddler, who was very fond of flashing her knickers. Now for the non-Irish reader the term young- one (pronounced youngwan) simply refers to a girl. Boys were youngflets (young fellows). Now as happens all over the world at some point the youngflets get interested in the youngwans and everything changes but I’m talking about a younger stage in life, where girls were primarily a nuisance to us boys and we were dirty and stupid to the girls.
Imelda (not her real name to protect her virtue) regularly flashed her kecks at us and to be honest it was annoying at the time. I’m no psychologist but had you asked me when I was eight to explain her behaviour, I would probably have told you she did it because she knew it annoyed us. In truth, despite her knicker…
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